pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

(via biscuitneto)

toocooltobehipster:

shopping bitch

toocooltobehipster:

shopping bitch

(via evillordxenu)

Men are here.

(via pussystrophic)

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

tyleroakley:

acidexpress:

make it stop

THIS IS THE END

(via pussystrophic)

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via pussystrophic)

  • me first listening to a musical: okay this is pretty good, i think i like it
  • me about a week later: *BELTING OUT EVERY SONG BY MEMORY AND WITH IMMEASURABLE PASSION*

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(via pussystrophic)

harmalade:

harmalade:

newt safe for work

image

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jaclcfrost:

there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

(via pussystrophic)

hi. gabrielle here. If i can make one person smile today, then i'm doing something right. Oh, and this is a visual aid.

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