the kids i was babysitting had a fish like this and her name was gladys
(Source: yemagpie)
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza
stop right now
what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know
imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video
Hey look I’m on video
(Source: annabellehector)
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
moustache-flavoured-lubricant:
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.
WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRYHOW COULD YOU